I am your favorite stranger

So, I know I've already posted today, but I wanted to tell you: twenty-five things that... I want to tell you.

1. My favorite thing to yell: I AM YOUR FAVORITE STRANGER!!!!! 

2. I have lost my pockets. Twice. The first time it took me a full five minutes of me frantically feeling around my legs before I realized that my pants were on inside out.

3. My favorite color is purple (really Kai? We had no idea! Oh great. Now I'm talking about myself in the third person.)

4. My nails (up until ten minutes ago, but don't worry, I'll do them again and put up pics) looked like strawberries.

5. I am bad at most of the things I like to do (obviously I don't care)

6. I know a person whose brother has the same name. 

7. I hate to text. The only time I do it is when one of my friends wants to talk to me. It makes me feel all teenagery. (is that a word?)

8. When I was younger, all my 'crushes' were actually people that I thought would make GREAT older brothers :). 

9. I'm in love with Peter Pan.

10. It is not unusual for me to read a book a night.

11. Steve is on the ceiling. 

12. I like to talk. Once I was at a restaurant with my friends and I was trying to tell them about a really cool science discovery. (the discovery was that Asbergers is a kind of autism, but that's off topic.) They told me to talk to 'Bob'. I didn't know where Bob was (but I knew he was imaginary'. I asked them where Bob was, and they told me he was on the ceiling. 

13. I have been to a pizza place and a starbucks in my pj's. 

14. I would love to be able to fly. 

15. When things are in CAPS, the little voice inside my head screams. 

16. I want an old type writer. 

17. When I'm seventeen, I want to go to South Africa and work at CARE, which is a place where you help baboons (in Africa it's legal to shoot one on-sight.)

18. I once heard a commercial that said 'be the first to try this blah-di-blah-thingy. It's proven to help you do whatever.'. My question: How can it be proven if no one has tried it yet???

19. Something I've done that no one has ever heard of: made a fire with three pieces of wood and a string. 

20. Once, I went on a trip for a week (to a place with NO electricity) and forgot to pack underwear. 

21. Steve is on the ceiling. 

22. I'm helping out with a preschool dance at my dancing school, and I get to be a sad caterpillar. YAY!!!! I love caterpillars. 

23. I found a new font that I love today. Wand to hear about it? Again? Just kidding, that would make me even more annoying than I am right now. (**gasp** is that even possible?**)

24. My goal in life is to be thought of as funny.

25. When I went to school for the TCAPS, the teacher almost sent a kid to ISS for telling a joke. Dead. Serious. 

 

May I quickly elaborate on my 'I'm your favorite stranger' screech??? Funnies. Thing. I've. Ever. Done. I was at this park with my family, and my brother dared me to yell it at a group of people that were passing us. I was feeling daring, so I plucked up my courage and shouted: I AM YOUR FAVORITE STRANGER!!!!! They all looked at me, so I yelled it again, a little louder this time. Then they looked straight forward and ran away. It was pretty awesome. 

If you have ever done something particularly hilarious, please comment and tell me, because I really want to try it. 

PS: I told my mom I would talk about how great she is if she let me post before I go to bed. So here goes: My mom is great. She is really great. I love my mom. I luv my mum =)