Yesterday my brother asked my mother if she wanted to play rock paper scissors 'where you can be anything.' My mom was all 'Okay sure!'. she had no idea what she was getting herself into.
my five year old brother: Okay, rock paper scissors shoot. What are you?
Mom: Scissors. what are you?
my five year old brother: I'm God.
Well we are by no means a religious family (we celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas...), but needless to say, God beat the scissors...

I suppose I should explain my poll up top. I'm beginning the beginning of my new time traveler book about the girl who goes back in time to meet her father. I'm deciding on her name but couldn't choose between those names. So far I really like Micah, Becca, and Alexa. What do you think???

And you know the Jimmy Awards I was so siked up about? They were postponed on account of bad whether. My response to that??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And then they also postponed the auditions for Honk Jr.

Okay, as I write this, my mother is singing the musical Wicked while playing it on the piano. This is why she rocks. Wicked is a play off of The Wizard of Oz. If you've never heard of it before, consider yourself enlightened. IT IS PHENOMENAL. I saw it on broadway and when it came to Tennessee last year. I loved it both times.

okay, so you've heard about our awesome science teacher. He asked me and the three other people in our 'class to create a science song'. I couldn't come up with anything until yesterday. Here is the song I came up with. There’s a hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s a hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s a hole
There’s a hole
There’s a hole in the bottom of the atmosphere

There’s some rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s some rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s some rays
There’s some rays
There’s some rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere

There’s some UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s some UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s some UV
There’s some UV
There’s some UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere

There’s radiation in the UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s radiation in the UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s radiation
There’s radiation
There’s radiation in the UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere

Global warming is caused by radiation in the UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
Global warming is caused by radiation in the UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
Global warming
Global warming
Global warming is caused by radiation in the UV in the rays in the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere

There’s a hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s a hole in the bottom of the atmosphere
There’s a hole
There’s a hole
But we’re healing the hole in the bottom of the atmosphere

Yeah. isn't that pitiful??? My friend was just 'explaining' to me what oxymorons are. (i know what they are but she was telling me some) She pointed out 'Adult Male' and 'Military Intelligence'. This is why I keep her around.